Ew just look at that picture!
It was a mistake, a horrible, horrible mistake! What have we done?!
This is a nightmare! a terrible nightmare!
I take back everything bad I’ve ever said about you! Your knees are fine! We can work around your contract! just please don’t say its over!
Darnell Sweeney? John Richy? fuck ’em THEY’RE NOT CHASE UTLEY!
The Dodgers are just gonna put him on the bench! You can’t put Chase Utley on the bench! You have to let a majestic eagle spread its wings!
This is gonna take awhile to get over…
Until the time comes when you sign that one day contract to retire a Phillie, so long, no one has ever embodied Philadelphia more than you.
We’ll always have 2008. I miss 2008.

