Snowballs & BatteriesFor the second time in five seasons, the Eagles are on the hunt for a new head coach. The team parted ways with Chip Kelly about a little over a week ago and have wasted no time seeking out his replacement. We now live in a media driven world where major rumors can spring up and […]
Wow. Like seriously, wow. In a move that caught the entire world by surprise, Eagles’ owner Jeffrey Lurie releases Chip Kelly after going 6-9 on the season. Pat Shurmer will serve as the interim head coach for the season finale against the Giants. The language the team used to announce the move is very interesting. The […]
Kudos to the Washington Redskins, your 2015 NFC East Champions, for finally taking the Eagles behind a barn and mercifully putting them out of their misery. This season was a hot shit sandwich and every bite went down as smooth as you might as expect. This team came in with astronomical expectation thanks to a […]
2014 was a very historic wide receiver draft class. Wait, scratch that, it was THE wide receiver draft class. Two full seasons have yet to pass and people are prepared to call this the greatest wide receiver class of all time and the craziest part is that people aren’t even jumping the shark in saying that. This draft […]
Chip Kelly, you are on trial for the murder of the Philadelphia Eagles! Some damning evidence has been brought before the court that makes you out to be a pretty guilty man Mr. Kelly. Now, I am not the one to cast judgment onto you, instead that is the job of the Philadelphia faithful. I am […]
Hey, someones gotta do it. We live in a country where every man has the right to an attorney, so today I will be acting as Mr. Kelly’s. Sure Chip has made some pretty big mistake, but we live in Philadelphia, it comes with the area. Yes, the Eagles are currently one of the worst teams […]
The NFC East picture became a little bit clearer last night with the Eagle’s 33-27 win in Dallas. With this win, it’s safe to say the Cowboys season is all but dead, leaving just the Birds and the Giants to duke it out for the division. This may be one of the worst divisions in […]
Coming in hot, two straight wins, playing in prime time, perfect opportunity for the Eagles to make themselves look really bad! For as embarrassing as this game was, the Eagles were in it the entire time, and that only further sums up this team’s ineptitude. They pulled within as much as one score, but this […]
Can we please just get rid of the first quarter? Would anyone really even care all that much? Seriously, when’s the last time something good happened in the first quarter? Answer: never. it’s a dumb, pointless quarter that should be removed for the benefit of football. Or at least that’s the way the Eagles probably see […]
Are you there God? It’s me, Jimmy. My faith has been shaken recently and I’m really not sure what to do about it. I keep asking myself, “How are the Eagles this bad?!” and it makes me wonder why you would ever do this to us, you made the Eagles look so good in the […]
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