Coming in hot, two straight wins, playing in prime time, perfect opportunity for the Eagles to make themselves look really bad! For as embarrassing as this game was, the Eagles were in it the entire time, and that only further sums up this team’s ineptitude. They pulled within as much as one score, but this […]
Can we please just get rid of the first quarter? Would anyone really even care all that much? Seriously, when’s the last time something good happened in the first quarter? Answer: never. it’s a dumb, pointless quarter that should be removed for the benefit of football. Or at least that’s the way the Eagles probably see […]
Are you there God? It’s me, Jimmy. My faith has been shaken recently and I’m really not sure what to do about it. I keep asking myself, “How are the Eagles this bad?!” and it makes me wonder why you would ever do this to us, you made the Eagles look so good in the […]
The Mack Attack is back! It was officially announced on Tuesday that interim manager Pete MacKanin would be sticking around a little bit longer. The Phillies named MacKanin the manager for the 2016 season with an option for the 2017 season. Somewhere in the world, Ryne Samburg weeps. This isn’t the most Earth shattering move, […]
I’ve seen a lot of good football in my day and I’ve seen a lot of bad football in my day, but I ain’t seen nothing like what I saw on Sunday. It didn’t feel like anyone really won, but it really felt like both teams lost. The clock just kinda ticked triple zeros and […]
Boy oh boy, that preseason hype bubble sure did pop pretty fast. The kick ass Eagles were suppose to come out week one and demolish the crap Falcons, but naw. The Eagles earn their first 0-1 start of the Chip Kelly era and have already dashed the dreams of a perfect season. The Eagles got off […]
It may actually, finally be over. After suffering a head injury in wednesday night’s game, Domonic Brown’s days may be number. You can’t tell, but after writing that last sentence I am smiling from ear to ear. Brown suffered the head injury in the team’s 9-4 loss to the Mets. The injury happened when Brown […]
That’s it people, shut it down. The season looked good and all, but its over, close up shop. The Eagles have already got this season locked up so there’s no point in even playing. THATS A WRAP PEOPLE! Actually you know what, how bout we do play the season, just for shits and giggles. K, […]
It was week two of the preseason and guess who’s knee was feeling better? Sammy Bradford finally made his Eagles debut against the Baltimore Ravens, who I do wanna say have one of my favorite team names, THEY’RE NAMED AFTER A POEM! For the second week in a row, what probably would of been a […]
Ew just look at that picture! It was a mistake, a horrible, horrible mistake! What have we done?! This is a nightmare! a terrible nightmare! I take back everything bad I’ve ever said about you! Your knees are fine! We can work around your contract! just please don’t say its over! Darnell Sweeney? John Richy? […]
Snowballs & Batteries 